Wifi Access Gifts

A rural castle retreat; the sign shows that there is WiFi access.

Wifi in Hell

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

The World Wide Web.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

Wifi whore

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Desert wifi

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

We don't have wi-fi.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"