Wifi Gifts

"I'm using your wifi."

'That should get some more customers in here!'

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Evolution wifi

'No cyber, no service.'

'I am the genie of the laptop. What is thy bidding, Webmaster?'

'The genius is that WiFi only stays on for seconds at a time.'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Free WiFi

"You can use our WiFi as long as you'd like, but if you're going to be nasty you'll need to move to the troll section."

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

The World Wide Web.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Technological Dependence.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

Wifi whore

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."