Broadband Technician Gifts

'Can you supply a faster internet connection and a faster husband?'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Subwoofer

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

I've always been slower than computers...

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

How M2M really works.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'