Broadband Expert Gifts

I've always been slower than computers...

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Changing Minds

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Dad Trophies

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

"We've been cancelled."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'Have your people facebook my people.'

Introduction to Computer Science. In this class we'll cover hardware design, software engineering, cyber security, networking and many other topics. Later you can take advanced classes and study these subjects in great detail. The scary part is no matter how much we learn about computers we'll never know as much about them as they know about us!

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

Like.

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

"You've got web feet"

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Busy, Busy, Busy

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

Media Darling.

CIA Recommended TVs

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs