Broadband Expert Pillows

I've always been slower than computers...

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Changing Minds

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Dad Trophies

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

Like.

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"You've got web feet"

CIA Recommended TVs

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

Media Darling.

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."