Cellular Wanderer Pillows

"No, no, the pyramids are to your left. That thing's a cell tower."

Amoeba: 'Today I'm going to sit down and have a little self-to-self talk about the reproduction process.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Cellphone Islands

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Streaming"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"Error 404: Brain not found"

Computer Life

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Disney will flip!"

Life in the fastest lane.

Modern camping

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...