Digital Wanderer Pillows

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Driver sees computer grid replacing landscape ahead. Road sign reads: 'Computer Simulation Next 2 Miles.'

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

Man on island e-mail error message.

75 years later, Tom exits the Chat Room of Rip van Winkle.

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"I hate the person my targeted ads think I am."

'E-mail, texting, photos, video, music, web surfing and for $50 more, there's a model that also makes and receives calls.'

'Look, we have e-mail.'

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"I want to get more out of life. I'm getting an unlimited data plan."

"Life beyound the web" "Fascinating, does it have a web site?"

"It finally finished the update! But it started the update in 2004!"

Tramp in cyber cafe logs onto 'Homeless and hungry page'.

Witter

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

2011 New Year

"My life is constant misery with an unlimited data plan."

Your e-mail in the computer

Tourist and mobile

"If lost, Quit Safari."

"What a nightmare...no signal!"

"Time flies" on social media platforms

Look up from your phone!

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"He barely hers anymore."

"This insanity app is really driving me crazy."

Facebook maze.

Tunnel of likes

Now leaving your cell phone range.

'Wait a minute! Now that those castaways have internet, they don't want to be rescued!'

"Are you selfie-medicating again?"

If Sadie has an advice website, I need one too. Such as? I need to build a site based around something I do well. So what is my one great strength? Getting distracted. Cool. What's cool? The fact you get distracted? Your new cellphone. It's awesome. This all ends badly.