Internet Wanderer Pillows

'Globalization means when your e-mail account is full with spam from countries you've never heard of...'

Congratulations - you now have one million imaginary friends.

"You gotta help me stop looking up stuff I don't actually care about."

Will dick around on the internet all day for food.

Man using internet search engine: 'I'm trying to find myself,'

"Don't listen to him. You shouldn't be visiting sites like that."

'Why do I always get un-friended? I'm a nice troll.'

WWW.World.com

Instant Message from your wife: Your Dinner's getting cold!

'I think I use the Internet too much. I find myself writing 'com' after each period.'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

@Village

"Right now? I'm putting my reputation on line."

Text Message

Wi-Fi Hot Spot

Just then, Colin went off-line. . .

Travelogue

See no evil

Data stored in the cloud effect star gazing even more than city lights.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Web fatigue: 'Been there. . .downloaded that.'

'I'd like to file a restraining order against this guy who keeps following me on the social websites!'

'Internet access... internet access....'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'I've stopped blogging myself: Frankly, the life of a Hermit Crab is not that exciting...'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"Tell me you didn't just dissolve into a meaningless bunch of codeless pixels."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Moses on the web

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

WiFi Signals