Telephone Adventurer Gifts

"You can stop holding sir, everyone has gone home."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

Guitar Man.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Meet the new factory manager.

Joe Henry

"The subwoofers really help."

Alphabet soup

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

The segway RV.

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"My alphabet soup doesn't make any sense. How do I run it through spell check?"

Recording Studio

'Let's have a race to say the alphabet.'