Cerebral Adventurers Gifts

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Think Tank

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

Angst - Zeitgeist.

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

Tattoo - brain diagram

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

"To continue with my recorded observations . . ."

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

Flying saucer - Trips round the galaxy

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

Naughtymonks Skullpoke

Pick Your Own Neuroses

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

Free Thinking.

"I've been racking my brain for hours and I still can't get today's Sudoku."

When the earth's rotation became irregular.

'I think you'll find that's checkmate for you too, Sir.'