Cerebral Challenger Gifts

"I've been racking my brain for hours and I still can't get today's Sudoku."

'I think you'll find that's checkmate for you too, Sir.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Lawnmower

Mental Health System Breakdown

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Bee Chess

'I've got it written down...'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

Angst - Zeitgeist.

When a nanosecond is forever.

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"So, Mrs. Miller, would you tell me briefly your methods for teaching reading, your overall philosophy of education, your views on testing, your ideas on discipline, your opinions about homework, the ways you could excite kids about science, and how you would upgrade math skills in our school should you be hired?"

Selling Justice

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'