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"I've been racking my brain for hours and I still can't get today's Sudoku."

'I think you'll find that's checkmate for you too, Sir.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Bee Chess

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

Capitalism

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

When a nanosecond is forever.

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

"So, Mrs. Miller, would you tell me briefly your methods for teaching reading, your overall philosophy of education, your views on testing, your ideas on discipline, your opinions about homework, the ways you could excite kids about science, and how you would upgrade math skills in our school should you be hired?"

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You