Critical Challenger Gifts

'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

Tension filled the tent.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

AI

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

Foreclosed

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Capitalism

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

When a nanosecond is forever.

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

Business men line up at the police station

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

Selling Justice