Crisis Challenger Gifts

Surviving the credit storm.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Coronavirus Debate

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

Voting Difficulties

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side...

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

"So, Mrs. Miller, would you tell me briefly your methods for teaching reading, your overall philosophy of education, your views on testing, your ideas on discipline, your opinions about homework, the ways you could excite kids about science, and how you would upgrade math skills in our school should you be hired?"

"Questions have been raised about our leadership skills!"

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

'This is his diary... Listen: 'Polar Circle, 8th of December. I still don't believe in Global warming...' '

Careers Advice

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

'It doesn't contain anything that'll help you find a job.'

"Answer your question? You mean in real time?"

Stress Relief for CEOs

'How long has it been going on? I remember asking my dad the same question!'

Leaf falling in the desert

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

In and Out Tray

"Congratulations on getting your 'Courage Under Fire By Media' award."

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

"Well, I'd say you were exactly the type of employee we're looking for!"

"I think next year things will really be different."

Man in cage at tax office

"I gave at the office!"

"How much longer do I have before I have to change to a healthy lifestyle?"

DOH to involve charities in healthcare Provision..."The Wilmington's women's refuge wouldn't normally be our first choice for coronary care but their tender was too cheap to ignore."

The Greek Crisis