Cerebral Explorer T-Shirts

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

Angst - Zeitgeist.

Welcome to MESNA, the High IQ Society for Dyslexics.

Tattoo - brain diagram

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The Map of the human brain

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Evolution.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Sigmund Freud.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Unguided imagery

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Obsession with the Internet.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"The overthinker"

X-ray Psychology.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Then what happened?"