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Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

The Thought Process.

Sigmund Freud.

X-ray Psychology.

Unguided imagery

"The overthinker"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

I think therefore I am.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

Reflection (with bubbles)

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."