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'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'I know the difference between right and wrong, Hargrove; but I'm also aware of the similarities.'

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

'I get that it was wrong. I don't get why it matters.'

The Guilty Conscience at a Seafood Restaurant.

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

"Do you ever worry that all the people we've hurt will get wise to us one day?"

"How much should we f**k with her tonight?"

Baseball Angels

Whenever I let my conscience be my guide, I get picked up for vagrancy.

'Mrs. Dryden, Herman and I have struggled for years with the ethical problems of eating meat, and we have decided it's perfectly all right.'

'I wonder, whatever happened to all those animals on Old McDonald's farm?'

"I called on the better angels of my nature...boy, was that a mistake!"

"I don't know why but I kind of feel guilty about my innocent verdict."

Genetically modified conscience.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"The overthinker"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

First, do no harm. - Physician's oath. First, do no harm to each other. - Patient's oath. That second one is going to be tricky someday, Hippocrates.

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"Then what happened?"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.