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'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Does it bother you that I'm a mouse, and that I can articulate?'

Mensa Testing Centre

Graph to find your IQ

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Thinking Gears

The first car accident.

The Map of the human brain

"Do me next."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Raincloud Umbrella

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Sigmund Freud.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Unguided imagery

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Good idea.

Paul Ree

"Say hello to my little friend."