Intellect Explorer Mugs

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Does it bother you that I'm a mouse, and that I can articulate?'

Mensa Testing Centre

Graph to find your IQ

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Thinking Gears

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

The first car accident.

The Map of the human brain

"Do me next."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Bookworm Sleepover

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Raincloud Umbrella

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Sigmund Freud.

"The overthinker"

Good idea.

Artifishial Intelligence

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'