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Pick Your Own Neuroses

Albert Einstein

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The Map of the human brain

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Large print e-book.

Dreams I have had...

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"Am I sensing fear?"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

The lesser of two evils.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

"People were steal his ideas"

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.