Quirky Brain Adventurer T-Shirts

Pick Your Own Neuroses

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The Map of the human brain

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Dreams I have had...

Large print e-book.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

The lesser of two evils.

Don Quixote

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"People were steal his ideas"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."