Brainy Customer T-Shirts

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Dog training

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Nervous Student

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

'Waiter, a café with chairs, tables and two coffees please!'

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

Annual Amnesia Convention

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

Miss America IQ pageant.

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

'I have an idea.'

"There she is...Melinda Alvarez...the smartest girl in the third grade."

'I'm going to have to rethink that 'knowledge is power' theory.'

Farmer with a big brain.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Sniffing drugs

"The crystal ball is to indicate when a waiter will next be in this vicinity."

"I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea."