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'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Investing your savings

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Everything's gone up."

Magic Tricks

Smiling businessman with rising profits

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Wait a minute....!

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Snowing Money.

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Folk o' the Wee

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'