Money Market Magician T-Shirts

'Money isn't making you happy? Instead of a low-yield money market, have you tried putting it in high-yield corporates.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Investing your savings

Smiling businessman with rising profits

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"Everything's gone up."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Wait a minute....!

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Snowing Money.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'