Magical Trader Prints

'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Investing your savings

Magic Tricks

"Everything's gone up."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Wait a minute....!

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Snowing Money.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

Folk o' the Wee

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'