Monetary Magician Prints

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

'Come on, Bunny, I know you're in there....somewhere!'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

Time Is Money

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Investing your savings

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Everything's gone up."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Wait a minute....!

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

The Forever Stamp