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Sell the Universe !

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

A man looks up at the earth

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

Sir Patrick Moore.

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

An amplified harp

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Recalculating!'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"I suppose we could call it the doughnut asteroid..."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

My dinner with Andromeda

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

Angel Golf

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

"First, I storyboarded it."

Valuation of Heaven

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

Possible Merger Talks

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'