Celestial Capitalist T-Shirts

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

Own a little piece of heaven.

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

Big business is not evil

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

Large cap funds

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

GDP

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

Angel Golf

"First, I storyboarded it."

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

bag of money as a bicep

"For the profits of which we are about to partake, we give thanks. Amen."

"Johnson's selling ad space in the tunnel of light."

Possible Merger Talks

HB Fillmond - A great entrepreneur and capitalist/CD Hainsmore - Always knew who to hitch his wagon to...

Investment firm: National division/International Division/Universal Division.

"Portraits? Sorry, I don't do portraits. I'm doing religious paintings for economic leaders."

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

"We really need to recognise the significance of climate change..."

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

Sell the Universe !

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"