Celestial Capitalist Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for a celestial capitalist—someone who combines cosmic curiosity with a keen business sense? Our creativity-driven products blend space-inspired humor with entrepreneurial flair. Perfect for those who reach for the stars while closing deals, these items add a humorous, motivating touch to their workspace or home. Whether they love to explore the universe or pursue their ventures with stellar ambition, our range of products makes a thoughtful present that aligns with their cosmic entrepreneurial spirit.

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"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector." mockup

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

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"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes." mockup

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

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The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel. mockup

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

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'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.' mockup

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

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"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market." mockup

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

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"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?" mockup

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

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Big business is not evil

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"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar." mockup

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

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"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules." mockup

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

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'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.' mockup

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

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'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.' mockup

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

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Large cap funds

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'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?' mockup

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

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"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

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"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

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GDP

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'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer' mockup

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

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'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

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