Cosmic Capitalist Gifts

Investment firm: National division/International Division/Universal Division.

'It's not that I'm opposed to globalization. I just want to take it one step further.'

"Captain, it looks like we've entered cyberspace."

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Big business is not evil

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

The scales between gluttony and hunger

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

Large cap funds

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

"No Littering" sign in space.

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

GDP

I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily.

Branson space shot

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

"For the profits of which we are about to partake, we give thanks. Amen."

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

bag of money as a bicep

"Johnson's selling ad space in the tunnel of light."

'If the universe is expanding, shouldn't we invest?'

HB Fillmond - A great entrepreneur and capitalist/CD Hainsmore - Always knew who to hitch his wagon to...

"Portraits? Sorry, I don't do portraits. I'm doing religious paintings for economic leaders."

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'