Capital Capitalist Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the entrepreneurial mind? Our collection of merchandise celebrates capitalists with a touch of humor and style, ideal for those who thrive on innovation, finance, and business brilliance. Whether it’s for a seasoned investor or a startup enthusiast, find witty designs and thoughtful gifts that speak to their love of capital and entrepreneurship.

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Large cap funds

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'That's our mission statement.'

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"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes." mockup

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

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The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel. mockup

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

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'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.' mockup

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

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First Church of the Almighty Dollar. mockup

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

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Counting my Bonus...

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Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'. mockup

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

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"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

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Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

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Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

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'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.' mockup

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

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"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?" mockup

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

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World Economics

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Big business is not evil

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'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.' mockup

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

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Made in China.

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'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.' mockup

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

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"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector." mockup

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

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Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism. mockup

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

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"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream." mockup

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

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Capitalism gone nuts!

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'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...' mockup

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

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I can't believe It!

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'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'

'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.' mockup

'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'

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"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot." mockup

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

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"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!" mockup

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

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Desk at the Horizon

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"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything." mockup

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

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Dollar

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'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.' mockup

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

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'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.' mockup

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

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'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

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'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.' mockup

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

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Capital Capitalist Gifts Collection

Capital Capitalist Mugs

Discover our collection of capitalistic mugs—ideal for startup founders, investors, and finance buffs who appreciate a witty morning brew.

Capital Capitalist Pillows

Browse our fun and witty pillows celebrating capitalism—great for adding personality to any workspace or lounge.

Capital Capitalist Prints

Explore inspiring prints dedicated to entrepreneurs and business enthusiasts—ideal for decorating their office or home with a touch of wit and success.

Capital Capitalist T-Shirts

Check out our clever capitalistic t-shirts—perfect for entrepreneurs who want to wear their passion for business and investment.