Capital Capitalist Gifts

Large cap funds

'That's our mission statement.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Counting my Bonus...

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

World Economics

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Big business is not evil

Made in China.

Capitalism gone nuts!

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

Move Ahead with Basel III!

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Dollar

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

Desk at the Horizon

I can't believe It!

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'