Creative Capitalist Gifts

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Caption contest"

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

Kiwi Ingenuity

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

"I could do that."

Pig's Human Bank

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

Big business is not evil

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"So you're a poet? I don't get exposed to much poetry these days, unless you talk about the poetry of price-to-earnings ratios."

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'