Creative Capitalist Gifts

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"He was a sea rescue."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"Caption contest"

Kiwi Ingenuity

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"I could do that."

Pig's Human Bank

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

Big business is not evil

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"So you're a poet? I don't get exposed to much poetry these days, unless you talk about the poetry of price-to-earnings ratios."

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

"Well - and I'm not just saying this because you're my husband - it stinks."