Creative Economic Visionary Gifts

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Robotic Man

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

The United States' economy deflating.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

'I just invented business!'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"So you're a poet? I don't get exposed to much poetry these days, unless you talk about the poetry of price-to-earnings ratios."

Stage producer.

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Artistic Licence.