Economic Visionary Gifts

The United States' economy deflating.

Economic parameters.

'Who knew this whole capitalist system was a bubble!'

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

A collective sigh of relief.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

Money down the drain.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'I just invented business!'

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

'I can dream, can't I?'