Global Capitalist Gifts

"More billionaires in Beijing than New York. Still think they're commies?"

'That's our mission statement.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

U.S. Foreign Policy

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

"Father would never understand me investing in things called Google and Yahoo."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

Ever Given

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Big business is not evil

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Made in China.

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

Export

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

I can't believe It!

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

Desk at the Horizon

"How can our Russian affiliate be losing money? I thought that country was out of the red."