Global Capitalist Pillows

"More billionaires in Beijing than New York. Still think they're commies?"

'That's our mission statement.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

U.S. Foreign Policy

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Ever Given

Big business is not evil

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Made in China.

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

Export

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

Dollar

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

I can't believe It!

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"How can our Russian affiliate be losing money? I thought that country was out of the red."

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

Desk at the Horizon