Capitalists Gifts

Trilby - 'The capitalist and the swell'.

'That's our mission statement.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Father would never understand me investing in things called Google and Yahoo."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Tempest in a Teapot

The Price of Freedom

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Counting my Bonus...

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"Money is life's report card."

Corporate Greed.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

The two faces of capitalism.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Making money for investors is simple

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Big business is not evil