Capitalist Thinker Gifts

'Chicken soup for the Capitalist's soul'

'Congrats Fred, you've got the best salesmen aptitude test. You don't know how to spell 'business ethics'.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'That's our mission statement.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

The Price of Freedom

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Money is life's report card."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

Corporate Greed.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Capitalism and Consumers

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

The two faces of capitalism.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Big business is not evil

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

World Economics

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.