Capitalist Philosopher Gifts

"The corporation was very lonely, because people thought it was different from them."

"Anyway, I'm making crazy money selling out humanity."

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

Tempest in a Teapot

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"Money is life's report card."

Corporate Greed.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

World Economics

Making money for investors is simple

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Unconditional Surrender

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"