Capitalist Philosopher T-Shirts

"The corporation was very lonely, because people thought it was different from them."

"Anyway, I'm making crazy money selling out humanity."

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

The Price of Freedom

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Corporate Greed.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Money is life's report card."

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

Capitalism and Consumers

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

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Big business is not evil

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

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