Philosopher Of Capitalism T-Shirts

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"And then one day, I had this revelation: Why not go public with my non-profit business and start making some big bucks?"

"It's so refreshing to see someone smile for a change."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Money is life's report card."

Corporate Greed.

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Sir, your greed is showing."

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

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Capitalism and Consumers

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Big business is not evil

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

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