Philosopher Of Capitalism T-Shirts

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"And then one day, I had this revelation: Why not go public with my non-profit business and start making some big bucks?"

"It's so refreshing to see someone smile for a change."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Tempest in a Teapot

The Price of Freedom

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Corporate Greed.

"Money is life's report card."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Sir, your greed is showing."

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.

Unconditional Surrender

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

World Economics

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Making money for investors is simple