Economics Philosopher T-Shirts

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

Wall St. or True Love.

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

Flat tax - equal burden?

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

Money god

'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"Efficiency savings...protect front line services BLAH! BLAH! refocus on core objectives BLAH BLAH!"

Economic Downturns

"Money is life's report card."