
The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.
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The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.
'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'
'At the risk of appearing vain, I think you should know you're taling to someone whith extremely high Moody ratings.'
HB Fillmond - A great entrepreneur and capitalist/CD Hainsmore - Always knew who to hitch his wagon to...
Bar & Grille 6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.
Deceiving the customer.
'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '
'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'
"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."
"Uh-oh, vulture capitalists. Watch your wallet."
"We are indeed a green company. We make as much of it as we can."
"I'm afraid Mr. Playfair is out of the office, he's in prison."
"We really need to recognise the significance of climate change..."
Capitalism
Private investors foster the African economy!
Big business is not evil
"This company is 100 percent nondiscriminatory. We'll take money from anyone."
"It evolved from 'Greed is good'."
'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'
'Miss Webley, dump all our bailout funds into my offshore account, but make it look like an accident.'
Global Warming
'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'
"Sometimes being an avaricious, parasitic leech sucking the lifeblood from a failing economy just feels right!"
'Miss Webley, dump all our bailout funds into my offshore account, but make it look like an accident.'
'My rationale for 'obscene' profits is they're protected under the first amendment, so why not go for it?'
Capitalist tree hugger
What is possible vs What is probable.
"Look at all that stock market green, and tell me if we're making it a greener planet."
When Atlas shrugs it off.
"Portraits? Sorry, I don't do portraits. I'm doing religious paintings for economic leaders."
'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'
"It's a little eccentricity of mine—after I've beaten a man in business, I like to have him stuffed."
GDP
bag of money as a bicep
The Millionaire Men's March
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