Capitalist Thinkers Gifts

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

The Price of Freedom

Tempest in a Teapot

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"Money is life's report card."

Corporate Greed.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

The two faces of capitalism.

World Economics

Big business is not evil

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

Making money for investors is simple

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"