Capitalist King Gifts

Counting my Bonus...

'That's our mission statement.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

The Price of Freedom

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Money is life's report card."

Corporate Greed.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Capitalism and Consumers

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

The two faces of capitalism.

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

World Economics

Big business is not evil

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified