Capitalist King T-Shirts

Counting my Bonus...

'That's our mission statement.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Tempest in a Teapot

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

The Price of Freedom

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Corporate Greed.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

"Money is life's report card."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

The two faces of capitalism.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

World Economics

Making money for investors is simple

Big business is not evil