Capitalism T-Shirts

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

Made in China.

'That's our mission statement.'

"Good, we're all agreed. I like it when we're all agreed."

'Good news from Accounting - the rich are still getting richer and the poor are still getting poorer.'

'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

A homeless man sells t-shirts of himself.

"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."

'Don't be sad, Timmy. The fuzzy, little bunny was unfocused and inefficient. Tiger had a moral obligation to drive it from the marketplace.'

Morticians

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"...He's just freelancing for Mammon!"

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

"Say, wasn't that guy one of the leading theorists for free-market capitalism?"

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'

'Don't do anything I wouldn't do.'

Desk at the Horizon

What is possible vs What is probable.

Badge - I an a tycoon

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

"Sometimes being an avaricious, parasitic leech sucking the lifeblood from a failing economy just feels right!"

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

The Fund - Last money market for 8 Blocks.

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

Dollar

I can't believe It!