Capitalist At Heart T-Shirts

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

"Where'd you get that?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

World Economics

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Big business is not evil

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

The scales between gluttony and hunger

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'

Big Shot - Bigger Shot

GDP

"Wow, this is history in the making! HOw soon can we get a scooter salesman down there?"

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces

National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated

I'm not guilty of insider trading. I've been out here all afternoon!

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '