Modern Capitalist Gifts

"Father would never understand me investing in things called Google and Yahoo."

'That's our mission statement.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Big business is not evil

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Made in China.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'

I can't believe It!

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

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