Modern Capitalist T-Shirts

'That's our mission statement.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

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Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Big business is not evil

Made in China.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

I can't believe It!

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

Dollar

Desk at the Horizon

Large cap funds

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."