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'That's our mission statement.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

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Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Big business is not evil

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Made in China.

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

I can't believe It!

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

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'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Taming the beast of the free market...

Desk at the Horizon

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

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